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Whollyrude bang gang found guilty of grooming and exploiting frightened electorate

Cabal of untrustable back stabbing powermongers finally brought to book by forces of social injustice:

GUILTY: All seven defendants were found guilty of lying, cheating, and trying to frighten Skintish electorate into voting for 100 years of the Tories. They also hatched plans to 'turn on the polls and the parkas'.

GUILTY: All seven defendants were found guilty of lying, cheating, and trying to frighten the Skintish electorate into voting for 100 years of the Tories. They also hatched a sinister plan to ‘turn on the polls and the parkas’.

By Itza Faircop

POLICE, SOCIAL workers, the Labouring Party and Bitter Together apologised yesterday for not protecting the vulnerable Scots electorate who were patronised and psychologically abused by an Ultra-Nationalist political ring.

The admissions of failure come after voters as young as 15 were lied to and exploited when they were supposed to be in the official care of an allegedly competent government.

A gang of Ultra-Nationalists were found guilty of a catalogue of offences including condescension, serial lying and organisation of suicide inducing Neverendums over a period of three hundred years involving vulnerable voters in the Skintland area.

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Scottish Sun confirms Salmond has nae baws

Scottish politicians might think they hold the moral high ground over the press in Scotland. AhDinnaeKen fearlessly investigates using old-fashioned fair-minded and honest reporting.

“When in doubt chicken out.” ― Robin Jones Gunn.  Tips hat to Naebaws Salmond, a clucking naebaws coward.

“When in doubt chicken out.” ― Robin Jones Gunn. Tips hat to Naebaws Salmond, a clucking naebaws coward. Cluck cluck!

By Salmy Naebaws

THE SCOTTISH government rolled over and wagged its tail in the direction of Goebbels Murdoch yesterday – signalling that Murdoch’s Bitch Salmond has nae baws.

Last week Salmond acted like Alpha dog by commending the findings of the  McCluckskey report into the shackling of the free press.

But, as soon as the Sun growled, he rolled over on his back to show the lack of baws he disnae possess.

Murdoch’s Bitch Salmond whined: “It wisnae me, it wis Lord McCluckskey, please don’t give up supporting me for the Neverendum.

“The bad boys at the Daily Ranger, Hootsman and Heraldic urnae giein’ me a chance.

“They’re scrutinising everything we dae and it’s no very nice.”

To ensure there was no doubt in Goebbels Murdoch’s mind, ex-Education Minster Fiona Hyslip was commanded to ingratiate the plasticine parliament in deference to the Sun.

She said: “We are going to do the usual Nationalist trick. When things get too hard for us in the plasticine parliament, let the big boys at Westminster take responsibility for us.

“Then, when things go wrang, we can blame them and look great in the eyes of the true Scots Nationalist public.”

Lib-Bent leader Will-he Wont-he burbled: “This is a most humiliating climb down for Murdoch’s Bitch.

“It just shows you the mutual respect the Sun disnae huv fur him.”

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Hyslop’s denial of reality ‘misconstrued’ by BBC

Unionist propagandist BBC will be forced to apologise over their presentation of Fiona Hyslop as a credible politician.

 

Nationalism requires denial of certain truths in order to operate effectively according to George Orwell. I wonder if it also meant denial of the what you see and what you hear. AhDinnaeKen thinks we should be told

Nationalism requires denial of certain truths in order to operate effectively according to George Orwell. I wonder if it also meant denial of  what you see and what you hear. AhDinnaeKen thinks we should be told. G. A. Ponseybody come in, yer tea’s oot!

By Kannae Beleevit

UNIONIST BIASED BBC Scotland has come under increasing pressure to apologise for misleading the public into believing that Scotland’s Culture minster should be taken seriously.

Opponents of the beleagured institution claim that Fiona Hyslop was presented by the BBC as if she had something remotely sensible to say on Europe, BBC reporting or Irish ministers.

The row, which the BBC are trying to spin as “misconstrued”, blew up over claims that it reported an Irish minister for saying what she said.

But Hyslop refused to believe her own eyes and ears despite the BBC playing a full ‘unspliced’ clip of the Irish minister’s thoughts.

The Irish minister, Lucinda Righton, is heard to say “If Scotland were to become independent, Scotland would have to apply for membership” followed later by “negotiations for membership are always painstaking and they’re always complex, but I don’t see why it would be difficult.”

In classic SNP denial of reality, Hyslop claimed that what the Minister had really said was not what she said to the BBC but what she had said in an email to Deputy Miss leader Sturgeon.

When asked on the BBC’s Politics Scotland “Do you agree with what she is saying there?” Hyslop answered:

“Well I agree with her email that says she did not say what she said when the BBC reported what she said as what she said.

“What she really said is what we say she said and not what the BBC say she said despite her having said what she said to the BBC.”

Following the breathtaking denial of reality, the BBC switchboard was inundated with complaints from grown adults demanding that CBeebies should not be amalgamated with Politics Scotland without prior warning.

A spokestristram for the BBC said: “We can only work with the tools the political parties send us.

“Bad tools always blame the workmen. We’re currently working on contingency plans for when we will inevitably be blamed for losing the SNP the Neverendum.”

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