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Idiot Nationalist MPs attack BBC based on false premise

SNP DELEGATES voted by 4999 to 1 yesterday that all Nationalists who care about their country – from internet “oddballs” to Members of Parliament – should attack the BBC for anything and everything: even when dear old Auntie’s to blame for nothing but reporting the news. Poor old Uncle Ken Macdonald got the brunt of it yesterday. AhDinnaeKen reports:

By Meeja ByassAnally retentive semantic etymologist

“SNP members at the conference in Aberdeen have rejected calls for the party to back an outright ban on fracking” reported the BBC’s Uncle Ken Macdonald yesterday on Newsdrive circa 5:10pm.

Little did he know the hot water it had just placed him in. Sitting beside him in a cold caravan outside of the SNP conference were two of the SNP’s most recent Members of Parliament; Tommy Sheppard and Stuart McDonald.

Both politicians, in unitary and drone like fashion, attacked Uncle Ken: putting words in his mouth while demonstrating a fundamental misunderstanding of news reporting and news values.

“I have to say, the option for voting for an outright ban was not before members, you’re wrong to say that” chided Stuart McDonald officiously.

It was a classic example of Nationalist projection. At no point did Uncle Ken refer to a vote. But it didn’t stop Stuart McDonald from stomping around on his moral high horse insisting the BBC man had.

According to the The Friends of the Earth Scotland Blog – who attended the event:

“Speaker after speaker was cheered when they called for a full ban, there were even standing ovations. If the motion on offer had been for a full ban it would clearly have sailed through.”

Which clearly – and independently – shows Uncle Ken was factually correct: there were calls for a ban which were rejected because such a vote was not on the cards.

“We didn’t actually say there was a motion calling for an outright ban” defended Uncle Ken.

But it didn’t stop Tommy Sheppard MP from insisting, “you did, you did Ken”?

Aside from outright stupidity, projection or intentional malice, there appears to be no excuse for Sheppard’s misplaced idiocy.

Sheppard said – in the same officious moralising tone as McDonald: “You said SNP members rejected calls. They never ever voted on whether there should be an outright ban.”

It resulted in a robust and somewhat frustrated rebuttal from Uncle Ken. He couldn’t resist mocking the pair for their paranoid idiocy:

“It’s not a massive conspiracy really. I didn’t get my instructions from the Duke of Edinburgh this morning.” he said.

Things settled down and the interview continued. But it left a bad taste in the mouth.

Have Nationalists been given instructions from party central to attack the BBC on any premise, no matter how petty or inconsequential or plain incorrect?

Given this exchange it looks as if they have.

Attacking the BBC in concerted fashion puts the SNP on the same grounds as the worst of the Tories.

It’s clearly an undisguised attempt to intimidate and stifle free reporting – a phenomenon SNP apparatchiks are increasingly militant and blatant about.

*The edited report and interview can be listened to above. It includes the initial one line report circa 5:10pm by Ken MacDonald on Newsdrive. The full interview can be listened to on the BBC iplayer http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b06gxtmf around the 01:36:00 mark – unless, of course, the BBC have sinisterly ‘doctored’ and replaced the file for a black ops MI5 version.

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Moan McVulpine: Stop mentioning ‘social justice’ as SNP exposed as exploitative predators

SNP DRONES have been warned against mentioning ‘social justice’ while Michelle Thomson’s business affairs are given the once over:

"..unrepentant criminals are not a good look for us." said a Women for Independence supporter before Tommy's first Hope over Fear rally. What's NEC member, Joan McAlpine's, excuse for her overt and proud support.

Proud to support convicted perjurers anywhere – Joan McAlpine and the Annan and Dumfries crowd at Tommy Sheridan’s Hope Over Fear, recently.

By Moan McVulpineproviding succour for charlatans everywhere

IT WAS compared to Hitler’s belief in the power of the ‘Big lie’. Michelle Thomson exposed it as a sick joke.

During the general election, SNP drone politicians were told to continually refer to the SNP’s commitment to ‘social justice’.

Apparently it plays to the Nationalist mindset lurking in everyone to feel morally superior to opposition groups such as the paedophilic warmongering traitorous anti-Scots Unionist parties.

SNP activists and politicos alike were encouraged to monotonously bang on about the party’s commitment to ‘social justice’ while ignoring the exploitative predatory antics of their own would be politicians.

The internet was aghast at the lack of basic checks by the Nationalist machine to root out unsavoury characters from representing the party and, by extension, Scotland.

Sadly, not too many were surprised. Convicted wife beater Bill Walker’s selection as a MSP set the benchmark. Michelle Thomson’s selection continued the tradition.

Someone asked if the SNP will still be able to refer to being the party of ‘social justice’ without people laughing in their face.

The simple answer is, I’m afraid not. Next!

Hard on Nationalists like to castigate their opponents as traitors to their country. Joan McAlpine in her recent Daily Redcoat rant delivered a hard core sermon about “imposition” of identity on the Scots by the evil British Brainwashing Corporation.

She invoked the paranoid conspiracy mentality of fringe nutcases like the Wings Over Scotland sect and Newsnet “crackpot” GA Ponsonby, by citing TV programmes such as the Great British bake off as examples of imposed cultural imperialism.

We’re still laughing our kilts off at that one. Padded cells and straitjackets come to mind.

But the essence of the ‘big lie’. The fundamentals of the Nationalists sick joke are no laughing matter.

McAlpine recently attended the Hope Over Fear rally – fronted by convicted perjurer Tommy Sheridan. Her attendance was apt and told its own story.

Joan effectively wrote the book ‘A Time to Rage’ which chronicled, what was then considered to be, Tommy’s heroic struggle against the forces of an oppressive state.

But, as was later revealed by Sheridan’s subsequent court cases, it was all a fabricated sham. A frontispiece of Tommy’s unbridled, ego driven, ambition to promote Tommy.

A hubristic messianic powerdrive, so to speak.

Tommy had only ever been about Tommy. His antics in court, and his motivation to protect his public reputation, demonstrated his ruthless willingness to turncoat and sell out his own principles, political convictions, friends, family, party and position.

Anyone with any ability to reason could see that. The evidence was all laid out in court by Tommy’s scorched earth policy of putting anyone who opposed him to the sword while burning all of his previous achievements.

The crash and burn strategy of the reckless unwavering arsonist.

McAlpine’s attendance at Tommy’s Hope Over Fear political vehicle can be taken as approval of such behaviour. It possibly explains her ability to see an imposed imperialism in the Great British bake off.

If I could shout in her tin ear – I would say, ‘we’re on to you’.

McAlpine’s the type, just like Tommy, who would rather everything ie Scotland, crashed and burned around her, in order to achieve her driving political ambition.

There’s no room for ‘social justice’ in that vision of her great wee country.

It speaks volumes about the Nationalist mindset.

Be afraid Scotland. Be very afraid.

COMEDY RELIEF

 

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What reading a Wings Over Scotland rant does for the Nat mind

Wings Thomson

“Rather, the truth is that people stop buying papers because they’re full of garbage.” – proclaimed a fraudulent reverend without any sense of self awareness or irony. Recently!

By Emolly Entcognitive dissonance and electro-convulsive straw man correspondent

WITH WINGS Over Scotland recently exploding into fully blown demented denial mode over the Michelle Thomson property affair, the conversation surrounding the Nationalist mindset has once again affected absolutely no one but the Twitter echo chamber. Here is what happens to the mind of a Wings zealot when they read a hyperbolically charged Wings rant:

  • Within milliseconds of the first reading, endorphins are released in the brain’s alternative reality receptive centres
  • Relief stimulates the repressed moral superiority centre of the brain – outraged sanctimony runs quickly up  and down the dendrites
  • The cerebral cortex composes and constructs an imaginary unfulfilled vow scenario
  • Impaired blood flow to the limbic system releases a rush of unimpaired anger directed at Unionists/MSM/Non-Nationalist charlatans/whoever
  • A full paragraph held in the heid for several seconds triggers an increase of dopamine and sense of euphoria in Nationalist MPs like Philippa Whitford and “oddball” Wings acolytes alike
  • With each subsequent paragraph, the brain steadily orientates itself until self righteousness centres become stimulated, quadrupling one’s risk of saying something equally as idiotic as Wings
  • Nothing really happens in the world outside of Twitter
  • Intense sense of injustice begins to burn throughout the body, arresting logic centres keeping them in unquantifiable stasis
  • Within moments of finishing the frothing rant, massive adrenaline rush results from refreshed sense of having regained the morally superior high ground.
  • Mind is now able to fully focus on the straw man created for it courtesy of Wings – said straw man receives the battering it fully and justifiably deserves.
  • Sorted. SNP is once again doubleplus good. In the Wingsnut mind at least.

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Sturgeon: Sincere or sleekit? You decide.

AN EXTRACT from Firstminster’s questions yesterday:

By Longshanker aka @ergasiophobe

TRUST ME! That was the crux of Sturgeon’s weak defence at FMQs yesterday.

Despite the Presiding Officer giving the Firstminster an unprecedented ‘out’, the Scottish Nationalist Party leader, instead, opted to evade head-on the public’s thirst for information on what she knew or didn’t know about Michelle Thomson MP’s business dealings.

She must think the people of Scotland’s collective heids zip up the back. (Though, given the reaction on social media, some clearly do.)

There are many pressing issues being forced on Scotland today. One of them is the risible belief that the SNP hold some sort of political moral high ground and can point the finger of puritanism and righteousness at the immorality and social injustice of their Unionist opposition.

No longer.

The predatory business conduct of Michelle Thomson – leaving any alleged illegalities aside – demonstrates that the Nationalists are no better than those they accuse of civic misgivings.

For Nicola Sturgeon to waste parliament and the country’s time evading the question of the ‘morality’ of Thomson’s business dealings – assuming they were legitimate – was an insult to every man, woman and child in the country whose concerns are ignored in the pursuit of political damage limitation.

FMQs is supposed to be the chance for the SNP government to showcase their probity and how competently they are running the devolved elements of the country.

Sturgeon’s lack of credible answers yesterday was damning.

Kezia Dugdale asked: “Can the First Minister tell parliament if anybody in the SNP, whether it’s Nicola Sturgeon herself, SNP politicians or SNP officials at any level, were aware of Michelle Thomson’s allegations before they were printed in the Sunday Times?”

At this point, the SNP Presiding Officer, Tricia Marwick, in an unprecedented move, stepped in to assist her Firstminster. She told her she didn’t have to answer.

Sturgeon, realising the further damage it would cause if she hid behind parliamentary protocol, insisted she had no problem in dealing with the Scottish Labour leader’s issue.

“As I said yesterday, the SNP did not have prior knowledge of any of these issues” she said.

It beggared belief and insulted the collective intelligence of the people of Scotland.

The Scottish Nationalist Party have one of the slickest, well oiled, media machines in the UK. Or, at least, they used to .

They have a backroom army of media monitors, schmoozers and PRs ready to report transgressions and potential damage to HQ at a moment’s notice.

The Scottish Sun, in July 2014 – a couple of months before the Neverendum vote – claimed they brought Michelle Thomson’s business dealings to the attention of the police:

Scottish Sun flagged it up to police in July 2014″ Tweeted the Scottish Sun’s Home Affairs Editor, Chris Musson.

Sun flagged up potential fraud

Is Nicola Sturgeon really expecting the people of Scotland to believe that nobody in the SNP, anywhere, was aware of this?

She’s either telling us that we’re all incredibly stupid or her party machine from the grass roots up is totally incompetent.

Neither conclusion is a good look for those claiming to be “Stronger for Scotland.”

For Sturgeon to persist in evading the ‘morality’ issue of Thomson’s predatory business deals – regardless of the legality – is a burning, shaming indictment of the state of Scotland’s official political government.

Now, it can’t be said that we’re not bothered about the insult to the collective intelligence of the people of Scotland. But Sturgeon’s credibility as a sincere politician is almost running on empty.

Her reputation was “dented” when it was revealed that she sought clemency for serial benefit fraudster Abdul Rauf who systematically stole £80,000 from honest taxpayers.

Her reputation took damage from her alleged ignorance of the wife beating past of Bill Walker when he was selected as the SNP MSP candidate for Dunfermline.

And she further compromised her reputation by defending Salmond’s blatant “lie” over European legal advice.

Her secret, undeclared, meeting with Rupert Murdoch in New York didn’t warm her to this correspondent either.

Now, she expects us to believe that she and her party knew nothing of Michelle Thomson’s business dealings. This, after the SNP vetting procedures for candidates was allegedly tightened up, following the Bill Walker scandal.

No, Scotland as a whole is shamed by this pitiful calibre of politician. If every SNP MP and MSP was to be replaced by random sheep and chimps, the nation would almost certainly be better served – though, admittedly, it would be difficult to tell the difference.

Nicola’s euphemistic ‘Trust me’ highlighted in the Youtube clip above might cut it for the hardcore Nationalists out there.

Anyone else really should reconsider just how much contempt sleekit Sturgeon is holding them in.

Sturgeon’s “commitment to social justice” is not “beyond any question”. It was questioned several times in yesterday’s FMQs.

And it was found wanting.

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