MOAN says the Skintish Parliament have done well to give the impression they care about pensioners. Which is why you can never trust anything a Nationalist has to say.
By Moan McVulpine – prepared to do and say what it takes
I WAS pretty chuffed to hear that some readers keep clippings articles from An Independent Parliamentary Aide.
Metric tonnes of Daily Mails’ are no longer languishing in blue bins throughout Skintland.
I understand why people want reassurance.
The Parliamentary code and the Ministerial code will always let Nationalist parliamentarians off the hook whenever they’re in a tight spot.
So reach for the scissors and read on.
Will I get my reputation back?
Yer havin a laff. Hardly anyone in Scotland even knows who or what I am. So no reputation to lose means no loss of reputation. Sorted!
Will I be more careful with which photographers I give taxpayer money to?
F**kin’ too right! I have promised myself to ‘triple lock’ my vanity, my needs and my sentimental urges. A Yes vote will mean that I can then open that triple lock and act with impunity. So, more of the same really.
What about the new single tier immunity from repercussions being offered by the Firstminster?
Yes. The Skintish civil service have already gone native. Effectively, we will be able to do the same, act the same and get away with the same kind of crass behaviour as MPs currently demonstrate at the hated Westminster.
But I am disgusted by the actions of Westminster MPs, will we stil get that?
As touched on above. We’re currently second rate when it comes to acting like our Westminster brethern. With independence we will soon catch up within a year or two.
But can an independent Skintland afford such goings on?
Who cares. We’ll be in power. We’ll have a compliant civil service, a centralised police force and a grass roots agentura willing to photograph and report back to centralised locations anyone considered “anti-Scottish”. Sorted!
The Nationalists have done well in pretending that some of the best parts of Skintish legislation are ours – free bus passes and personal care for example – when they were introduced by the Labouring party.
That’s why you should have nothing to fear from Nationalist led independence. It means nothing matters other than power in Nationalist hands. And who but the “anti-Scots” could possibly fear that?