The new-ish buzzword of the BigNats and the CyberNats these days when faced with points they find too difficult to deal with is “SCAREMONGERING” or “scaremonger”. Big Chief PuddingNat Salmond delivered a double whammy in the Plasticine Parliament yesterday when he accused “Bitter Together” of “Scaremongering”. AhDinnaeKen ponders a Nationalist utopian future in Skintland.
By Scara Monga
THE CRY of “scaremonger” went up throughout the land. And it was decreed in Unicameral committee that those who uttered “scaremongering” blasphemy should be tried by the BigNats and thrown to the CyberNats to be judged and executed.
For verily, we cannot bare to live with these “inferiorists” who would talk their country/BigNats down.
SCAREMONGERS beware! You must be judged for the sake of progressiveness and social justice.