Scaremonger Watch #1 – King of the PuddingNats, Firstminster Salmond

The new-ish buzzword of the BigNats and the CyberNats these days when faced with points they find too difficult to deal with is “SCAREMONGERING” or “scaremonger”. Big Chief PuddingNat Salmond delivered a double whammy in the Plasticine Parliament yesterday when he accused “Bitter Together” of “Scaremongering”. AhDinnaeKen ponders a Nationalist utopian future in Skintland.

Rev Stu and the Wangers from Wangs Over Skintland prepare to deal with Susan Calman in an ahem, 'professionally journalistic' manner. Is this the Social Justice we can expect when the Nationalists turn on the polls and the parkas? I think we should be told.

Rev Stu and the Wangers from Wangs Over Skintland prepare to deal with Susan Calman in an ahem, ‘professionally journalistic’ manner. Is this the Social Justice we can expect when the Nationalists turn on the polls and the parkas? I think we should be told.

By Scara Monga

THE CRY of “scaremonger” went up throughout the land. And it was decreed in Unicameral committee that those who uttered “scaremongering”  blasphemy should be tried by the BigNats and thrown to the CyberNats to be judged and executed.

For verily, we cannot bare to live with these “inferiorists” who would talk their country/BigNats down.

SCAREMONGERS beware! You must be judged for the sake of progressiveness and social justice.

The voice of CyberNat reason speaks clearly regarding fellow Skint polls and parkas

The voice of ahem, ‘professional journalistic’ CyberNat reasoning speaks clearly regarding fellow Skints.

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2 Comments

Filed under CyberNats, Environment, Morality, Wangs Watch

2 responses to “Scaremonger Watch #1 – King of the PuddingNats, Firstminster Salmond

  1. Dear Longshanker

    On the Wings over Scotland comment.

    How can he be a ‘professional’ when he writes:

    “We do. There are only a handful of murders a year in Scotland, despite so many people needing shooting”.

    Maybe he needs to re-brand as a ‘professional nut job’.

    Yours sincerely

    George Laird
    The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University

  2. Maybe he needs to re-brand as a ‘professional nut job’.

    Professional narcissist more like, George.

    Regards

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