MOAN says that the serial barefaced liar’s low key profile only helps highlight the lack of any truth emerging from either side of the Neverendum debate.
By Moan McVulpine – Your favourite Aunty Scots anti-Scots polemicist
FIRSTMINSTER SALMOND has a track record of lying. You could say he’s the master of erectoral – and sincere – misfortune.
Famously, he gave his full backing to Fred the Shred – Yours for Skintland!
He watched the banking system crash into greed driven meltdown and was so pleased he couldn’t wait to build grievance upon chipped shooder grievance on top of the calamity.
A minute after, he spent half a million of tax payers money, a Skintish parka showed 99 per cent of Scots thought he was Ryding our backs.
Then came the humiliation of accurate-answer-gate.
So I welcome his choice to take a bit of a back seat in the neverendum debate.
He said that whenever he gets caught oot for fiddlin’ answers, in terms of the debate, his self appointed ‘independent’ Ministerial Code judges will bail him oot.
That’s completely logical for a ‘barefaced liar’.
Deputy Miss Leader Sturgeon is unlikely to win a key role in Borgen any time soon.
But there is a more general difficulty. Skintland is being fed EU subsidies at the expense of the Midlands and Yorkshire.
The EU subsidy imbalance means non-Tory areas of England are suffering in order for the Tory Tories and Lib-Dem Tories to ramp up resentment of the Skints.
As far as these areas are concerned the Skints end up looking like subsidy junkies.
Salmond’s disappearance also helps us forget about the college budget cuts and the ‘pick pocketing’ rip-off by Mike Bernhard Rust-ell of some of the hardest up college students grants.
But hey, they’re not middle-class University students, so who cares – right?
The greatest dilemma for us Skints of course is the great leap of faith that independence will allegedly deliver us from the twin evils of the Tory Tories and austerity cuts.
And that is what it comes down to – the great leap of faith.
In order to vote Yes, or No, you need faith in the respective political leaders.
Salmond’s performance on EU legal advice, lobbying for Murdoch, junkets for the boys, hacked bank accounts, rewriting of history in official government records and Freedom of Information refusals, proves that he is just as trustable as any of the rest of them – English, Welsh, Irish or Skint.
He even cheats his surrogate mum/wife at Scrabble.
Vote Yes based on anything the pantsonfire herder of supine SNP cats has to say?
Ye’r huvin’ a laff.