SNP prepared to do and say what it takes to do and say what it takes

Labour Tories have accused the Tartan Tories of acting like the Tory Tories. Meanwhile, the Lib-Dem Tories in cahoots with the Tory Tories reinforce the accusation made by the Labour Tories against the Tartan Tories. Confused? Don’t bother reading on.

"A flow of words is a sure sign of duplicity." - Honore de Balzac.  Wonder what Mr Forwar's excuse is then.

“A flow of words is a sure sign of duplicity.” – Honore de Balzac. Wonder what Mr Forwar’s excuse is then.

By Akhugh Zation

DEPUTY LEADER of the Labour Tory party Anas Forwar stands accused of being prepared to do and say anything to highlight that Firstminster Baron Salmond is prepared to do or say anything to achieve independence.

The Unionist biased media, which is prepared to do and say anything to stop Salmond’s preparations for doing or saying anything, also stands accused of being prepared to do or say anything to prevent Salmond from doing and saying anything to achieve independence.

Bullingdon Primeminster Poshboy Cameron waded into the stooshie by being prepared to do and say anything to help reinforce the Unionist media’s preparation to do and say anything regarding Forwar’s preparedness to do and say anything to expose Salmond for being prepared to do and say anything to achieve independence.

Highly prepared and alert anything goes doer and sayer spokesperson for the SNP Wee Naebudy said: “It’s usually me who’s prepared to do and say anything to reinforce and back up Baron Salmond’s preparedness to do and say anything to achieve independence.

“That’s a lot of preparation and that’s a lot of doing and saying: Just Say Yes (please) and do us a favour – we’re currently preparing for a No vote.”

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