Today is likely to be considered the third or fourth or fifth or maybe even sixth most historic day in the history of history ever. It follows the launch of the Och Aye campaign, the Declaration of Contempt and the Day of Destiny when Murdoch’s Bitch Salmond revealed the date of the Neverendum in the first ever Sunday Sun. Ho hum.
By Histry Onics
TODAY IS a landmark day in the history of the world, perhaps even the universe.
Today is a landmark day when freedom loving people from across the planet politic will be able to look back and say “I was there.”
Today is a landmark day which captures the spirit of the zeitgeist and will allow people to reflect on their hopes and asprin-nation.
Today is the landmark day that Twitter turns seven.
That’s right! Twitter is seven years old today.
Oh! And Murdoch’s Bitch will peddle the second hand news which the Scottish Sunday Sun revealed over a year ago.
Ho hum. Scotland’s trembling with bored stupor giving us a headache.
More an asprin-nation than an aspiration.