Scottish Scum sends out unguarded message to the patriotic faither o’ oor great wee country.
By Getit Richt-Bigmanorelse
ANYONE WHO fears for their pre-neverendum publicity in Scotland has good reason to be worried today.
This afternoon the committee set up by Murdoch’s Bitch Salmond in the wake of the Inralavyson report will issue its proclamations.
The committee, led by Judge Dreadful and made up of anonymous drones – not from the plasticine parliament this time – will make a proclamation which could drastically affect Sun King Salmond’s rightwing newspaper support.
This will strike at the very heart of the neverendum’s chances at a highly important time in Murdoch’s Bitch Salmond’s career.
And he, as a Murdoch ‘intern backscratcher’, should be worried.
It means surrendering the safeguard of the Scum’s support in the run up to the most historic Day of Destiny in the history of the universe ever.
The Scum may have faults and all of them will be brought to bear down on Murdoch’s Bitch should he interpret this editorial incorrectly.
No one would disagree that extreme cases of press baron sycophancy are unforgivable.
No one would disagree that some press barons can provide their support just as quickly as they can withdraw it.
But is there any evidence that the Scottish Scum will dig up every embarrassing gaffe and anomaly in the SNP assertion machine in order to undermine the neverendum’s case?
You’re damn right there is.
BIG BLETHER IS WATCHING YOU!!