MOAN believes if Skintland was put in charge of its oil revenues it would be in a better position to pay for any foreign junket desired by the Firstminster and his surrogate mum-wife
MY ELDEST daughter was five when she brought me the head of an anti-Scots Scotsman.
She is an anti-Scots-Pricker to trade and like many true patriotic nationalistic Scots, she is prepared to wear her patriotism on her sleeve by exposing the colonised treacherous attitudes of the Stockholm Syndromed anti-Scots Scots.
It made me so proud of her I felt obliged to join the SNP to help impose my definition of Scottishness on the native population.
Last month Hot Air & Gas UK, an industry body, said the hot air and gas output of the Whollyrude plasticine parliament was in inverse proportion to the talent there.
You don’t make that sort of statement unless you know what you’re talking about.
So don’t let ANYONE tell you that the plasticine parliament is useful.
It has only ever been viewed as a stepping stone to the land of milk and honey by the Prejudiced Paladins of Patriotism and Righteousness – the Scottish Nationalist Party.
And now, following some OECD predictions, expect a ramping up of hot air and gas production from the front benches at Whollyrude.
It’s just a pity that OECD projections are just that – projections.
What’s more, their projections are usually roundly thrashed by private sector equivalents when it comes to the outcomes of those projections.
But ho hum. That’s never stopped us Scottish Nationalists from making things up on the hoof and capitalising.
That is the future of Scottish politics for the next three hundred years.