Salmond: He husnae got one ball!

Sung to the tune of Hitler, he only had one ball

 Rebel without the baws

Skintland 2012-2014

Salmond, he husnae got one ball
Sturgeon, has two but very small
Russell has only muscle
But poor old Swindley has no balls at all
Whistle Chorus:

Holyrood has only one debating hall
Bute House, the Munchkins all on call
Glasgow, it needs an ASBO
To show wee Nationalists have no balls at all
Whistle Chorus:

McAlpine is very short, not tall,
And blotto, for drinking Pinot et all
Alex Kneel, he cops a sneeky feel
Cos McAlpine has no balls at all
Whistle Chorus:

Salmond, he husnae got one ball
The other’s outside debating hall
His mother, the dirty bugger
Cut them both off when he was small

Whistle chorus

Darling Nae Baws

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