Deputy Miss Leader Sturgeon has revealed that, like the Firstminster and his hacked bank account, she doesn’t believe in reporting crime when it occurs.
By Dee Septiv
DEPUTY MISS Leader Sturgeon said that she had repeatedly received a chilling message from the same Leader of the SNP reading: “Help me oot Nicola. Kill your career by saving mine.”
And she reacted by ‘putting her career’ on the line, bailing Tricky Dicky Salmond out over Pantsonfiregate and Accurateanswergate.
It is understood that she helped report the incident through the mechanism of the Ministerial Code in the Scottish Plasticine Parliament.
Her comments come as senior Nationalists are desperately attempting to back track on every Nationalist assertion exposed under Unionist mainstream media scrutiny.
Miss Leader Sturgeon described them as “downright ignorant” but added that it was not a one sided problem, with Unionist ‘colonisers’ making equally empty assertions.
She added: “I hate to cover up for stupid, offensive, downright barefaced lieing by Firstminsters in parliament. Unfortunately, that’s my job as deputy. Some of the most diabolical stuff comes from people on my own side!”
The deputy minster then revealed the shocking threats made to “kill her bitching career” if she refused to help the Firstminster.
Death threats against her political career and a promise that she would be left as Health Secretary made up her mind.
She laughed: “Can you imagine having to clear up that mess. Thank god I saved the Firstminster and he’s keeping a low profile.
“That let’s me get on with calling the Unionists ‘colonisers’ and looking like an undoubted successor to the leadership.”
Deputy Miss Leader Sturgeon is MSP for Govan and a bona fide apologist for serial benefit fraudsters.