Sturgeon sent death threats on the intranet

Deputy Miss Leader Sturgeon has revealed that, like the Firstminster and his hacked bank account, she doesn’t believe in reporting crime when it occurs.

Reporting criminal acts to the media but not to the police is standard SNP practise. It's part of the rewritable Miinisterial Code.

Reporting criminal acts to the media but not to the police is standard SNP practise. It’s part of the rewritable Ministerial Code.

 

By Dee Septiv

DEPUTY MISS Leader Sturgeon said that she had repeatedly received a chilling message from the same Leader of the SNP reading: “Help me oot Nicola. Kill your career by saving mine.”

And she reacted by ‘putting her career’ on the line, bailing Tricky Dicky Salmond out over Pantsonfiregate and Accurateanswergate.

It is understood that she helped report the incident through the mechanism of the Ministerial Code in the Scottish Plasticine Parliament.

Her comments come as senior Nationalists are desperately attempting to back track on every Nationalist assertion exposed under Unionist mainstream media scrutiny.

Miss Leader Sturgeon described them as “downright ignorant” but added that it was not a one sided problem, with Unionist ‘colonisers’ making equally empty assertions.

She added: “I hate to cover up for stupid, offensive, downright barefaced lieing by Firstminsters in parliament. Unfortunately, that’s my job as deputy. Some of the most diabolical stuff comes from people on my own side!”

The deputy minster then revealed the shocking threats made to “kill her bitching career” if she refused to help the Firstminster.

Death threats against her political career and a promise that she would be left as Health Secretary made up her mind.

She laughed: “Can you imagine having to clear up that mess. Thank god I saved the Firstminster and he’s keeping a low profile.

“That let’s me get on with calling the Unionists ‘colonisers’ and looking like an undoubted successor to the leadership.”

Deputy Miss Leader Sturgeon is MSP for Govan and a bona fide apologist for serial benefit fraudsters.

Advertisements

2 Comments

Filed under Culture, Law, Morality

2 responses to “Sturgeon sent death threats on the intranet

  1. Maximinus

    it strikes me that the Nationalist’s position, and its talk of ‘seamless’ this and ‘welcome’ that , whether it be a Scottish member of the Bank of England’s Monetary Policy Committee, entry to the EU, or the sharing of intelligence with Mi Mc6 (showing a startling ignorance of the nature of the relationships between intelligence communities), is essentially an unfalsifiable hypothesis.

    I have not once heard a nationalist admit to there being the slightest problem or negative effect stemming from independence…ever! If NOTHING can (in terms of the debate) shake your belief in independence, it ceases to be a rational arguable position and becomes a faith.

    Nothing particularly wrong with that, allegiance to nation states is partly romantic anyway, but at least be honest and admit that you couldnt give a toss whether or not Scotland would be worse off following separation as you would no-longer be a part of a union you detest.

  2. If NOTHING can (in terms of the debate) shake your belief in independence, it ceases to be a rational arguable position and becomes a faith.

    I keep trying to work out whether or not I’m an agnostic, an aetheist or an out and out blasphemer.

    Certainly, some of the present Tory sacrilege can grind on my agnosticism, but then I look at the curates of the faith and I’m saved.

    Praise be!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s