A bias recognised is a bias sterilised according to Benjamin Haydon. Unfortunately that doesn’t stop some self appointed ‘activist’ types from going on and on and on about it. Ho hum! Zzzz…
By Media Monitor-Mendicant
SCOTTISH NEWSPAPER headlines were officially declared as “misleading” yesterday after a self appointed ‘media monitor’ found them guilty of biasedness for over 300 years running.
“Yesterday’s headlines were blatant enough,” said Wangs Over Skintland, “but today’s have hit a new level of Unionist conspiracy.
“The fears are that tomorrow’s headlines will be the worst since records began.” he frothed.
“There are no signs of less biased headlines on the horizon and it may be years before we see any sort of recovery in ‘truthful’ reporting like that exhibited by my 20 years of, ahem, ‘professional journalism’.
“Please give me some money, the despicable Unionist oppressors are going to put me on the Work Programme if you don’t…” (cont. 292 pages).
Those Disgustingly Biased Headlines In Full
Biasedness worst since I said so says Wangs Over Skintland
Biasedness worst since Wangs said so says Peter A Dumb-Bell
Biasedness worst since Xmas Turkey vote in 1979 says SNP
Biasedness worst since Culloden says Bonnie Prince Charlie
Biasedness worst since Dunbar says Oliver Cromwell
Biasedness worst since Flodden says James IV’s widow
Biasedness worst since Falkirk says William Wallace
Biasedness worst since Mons Graupius says Calgacus
[For more outrageous, oppressive, lying, disgustingly despicable Mainstream Media Bias cast your eyes on anything Broadcast by the BBC or published in the Telegraph, Scotsman, Herald, Guardian, Daily Record, Independent, Daily Mail, Daily Express, Daily Star and Metro. At least, that’s what the Media Monitor medicant would have you believe in his capacity as an, ahem, ‘professional journalist’. Try not to laugh too hard.]