As we now know from the Unionist mischief making BBC, Deputy Miss Leader Sturgeon has been very very busy on some important fantasy stuff. It concerns Skintland’s fairy tale future rather than any irritating reality stuff like, y’know, currency, jobs, education and capital projects. Just as well there’s no credibility left in the SNP’s mandate, cos she’d have lost it all with this.
Once upon a time…
By Auldnick Inwundah-Land
SKINTLAND SHOULD have a written constitution which reflects the views of Alex Salmond. The preparation of a written consitution should commence after the SNP come clean on what Independence will actually deliver. It should be for the Salmond subjugated Parliament to devise his process of rewriting the new constitution in the same manner as he rewrites the Ministerial Code. The Plasticine Parliament’s view is that the process of shaping the new constitution should be proclaimed by diktat and the command of our self righteous Sun King. When the process of shaping the new constitution gets underway, the Plasticine Parliament will be just one of the bodies daeing whit it is telt by the Glorious Firstminster. However, the Plasticine Parliament will propose provisions that pay lip service to the concept that the will of the sovereign people of Scotland has ever really mattered to Sun King Salmond. These will include provisions to strengthen his hold on all the major institutions such as the centralising of the police, fire service, local government and law. Here’s to the future of a corporation Skintland where the sovereign people will be roundly shafted in the name of plutocratic interests.