They’re the scourge of the internet. They’re always ready with an offensive putdown when a civil rational argument would do. And now they’re launching a Battle of the Bulge style offensive on the 77% of Separatism unbelievers out there in civic Scotland. AhDinnaeKen investigates this tiresome phenomenon.
By Uncle Salm
SENIOR CYBERNATS have launched a crackdown on so called MSM “newspapers” who fill their columns with oppressive attacks on the Just say Yes to Separation campaign.
A group of hate peddling bigots, with an inflated sense of their own importance in the social media sphere, have pledged to continue “monitoring” “anti-Scots” bias in the Torygraph, Hootsman and the Herald.
In a joined up move, Ultimate Cybernats, Nationalist politicos, and militant windae brekker Dim Sillars have highlighted warnings that separation supporters should prepare for a Defcon 5 of frothing offensiveness aimed at the anti-Scots enemies of fffrrreeedddooommm™.
The problem isn’t limited to the CyberNationalist side of the abuse debate – the SNP claim that their drone MSPs aren’t being offensive enough either.
“We have a lot to live up to here” said Chief SNP Propagandist Kevin Bagapringles.
“The CyberNats have still to reach the heights achieved by the likes of heidboys Salmond, Neil and MacAskill. In our opposition days those guys knew how to really get it up the basturt Unionists.
“By comparison the CyberNats, particularly the so called Ultimate CyberNats, are wee silly boys pretending to be ‘professional’ while achieving virtually Hee Haw.”
The latest row came as polls showed that the Just say Yes to Separation campaign was down to the ‘hard core’ (23%) of Separation zealots.
A desperate circular reminded supporters that ‘anyone’, even potential converts, was to be considered ‘fair game’.
Incompetent illiterate ignorant moronic spokeseejit for the SNP, Wee Naebudy, said: “We don’t want to read the usual dull pish like ‘Quisling’, ‘traitor’, ‘anti-Scottish’, ‘treacherous’ or ‘too wee, too poor, too stupit’.
“We want a wee bit mare imagination. Out and out nastiness to oor enemies should win mare converts fir the cause. Let’s offend them. Let’s offend them all!”