By Nay Irony
A RANTING newspaper was branded faux-SANCTIMONIOUS yesterday – for taking the opportunity to attack its Leveson nemesis.
The Scum headline showed the newspaper at its hypocritical best by attacking the Grauniad for racism.
It said: “Fury at ‘racist’ independence jibe cartoon.” But Cybernat readers of the scummy paper were in no doubt that their thin skins couldnae take it captain. And legions of frothingly outraged online independinistas proved in spades what everyone else knows – Nationalist types don’t do humour, or irony.
Tricky Dicky Salmond wrote: “Does the Grauniad not realise the opportunity to whip up anti-English sentiment this provides. Thanks for the free gift ya English basturts!”
Last night Glasgow-based angry lawyer Blood An-war said what you’d expect.
The Scottish Scum columnist, and anti-English campaigner said: “What if Scotland and Salmond were replaced with England and Cameron – we’d aw be pishing oorsel’s laffin.
“Would the Grauniad have had the baws tae run it? Too right they wid.”
But a Grauniad spokestristram said: “It’s a ruse to see how many of you Jocko Gillies have a sense of humour. I’m sorry, but you failed dismally you miserable gits. Grow a pair.”