MacAskill to tax accused in order to help out beleaguered bankers

Former Street tramper, terrorist appeaser and powermongering Injustice Minster, Kenny MacNaeskill, proceeds with yet more ‘progressive’ and ‘inclusive’ injustice for the worst off in Scotland. Hailed by absolutely no one but the SNP and RBS bankers as a big Hurrah for progressiveness, inclusiveness and social justice.

Poor Stephen Hester (right), the RBS chief has only accumulated little more than a paltry £11 million since joining RBS in 2008. Thank goodness the SNP are so benevolent toward bankers at the expense of the poor. Hurrah for Social Justice in the new Nationalist Socialist political landscape.

Poor Stephen Hester (right), the RBS chief has only accumulated little more than a paltry £11 million since joining RBS in 2008. Thank goodness the SNP are so benevolent toward bankers at the expense of the poor. Hurrah for Social Justice in the new Nationalist Socialist political landscape.

By Itsanin Justiss

ROYAL BANK of Scotland chiefs’ bonuses are set to benefit from a benevolent smash and grab on the legal aid budget in Skintland.

In an act of SNP solidarity and compassion for under performing RBS bankers, Skintland’s Injustice minster Kenny MacNaeskill will hit the pockets of the working poor to provide much needed funds.

According to MacNaeskill the Legal Aid Injustice bill will enable the Scottish Government to contribute more to RBS bonus fund coffers.

It will also let the Injustice Minster hit the troublemaking working poor where it hurts, their pockets.

The ‘bogus charge’ clause in the bill means that those falsely accused will face a simple choice, plead guilty or be fleeced of your cash by the Scottish Government.

Hailed as a radical and progressive lever of ‘social audit and control’ the clause means that the poor can be further impoverished in order to assist struggling bankers.

MacNaeskill told the Big Parish Cooncil at Whollyrude: “The bogus charge clause reflects concern expressed by members of the Law Society that the original threshold of ‘justice for all’ might compromise government access to the accused’s disposable income of £82.

“This clause is expected to speed up guilty pleadings and associated administrative processes enabling us to concentrate on fleecing those less well off and naive enough to expect justice in our new inclusive and progressive Scotland.

“The bankers have run out of places to rob more money from and this clause enables us to provide some assistance.

“I know and like poor Fred the Shred and Stephen Hester you know. They’re down to their last £11 million apparently.”

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