Lack of self-awareness, staggering hypocrisy and fantasy la la land politics. It’s all in a days work for Deputy Miss leader Sturgeon. Just say Yes.
By Phanta Cyst
DEPUTY MISS leader Sturgeon has warned that damaging EU Neverendum uncertainty has created ‘damaging uncertainty’ on the damaging uncertainty created by the SNP’s damagingly uncertain Neverendum.
In a ‘business’ speech to some Leprechauns yesterday she said that Euro membership had led to a crock of shit at the end of the EU gravy train rainbow.
She argued that if Scotland had its own oil rainbow, it would be much better placed to protect the SNP’s crock of shit.
At yesterday’s glittering fairytale event, Miss leader Sturgeon underlined her view that it was “overwhelmingly” in her interests to delegate governmental responsibility to Europe.
She said: “We are in no doubt that we can only operate incompetently when there is someone else to blame.
“Remaining a part of Europe in an Independent Skintland means that we can continue to accept praise for the good stuff and blame others for the bad stuff. Much as we do now.”
Partwisher Ferguson, Scottish Tory-Labour constitutional spokesperson, said: “Miss leader Sturgeon’s lack of self-awareness is astonishing. She’ll be releasing her fairy tale press releases on Wangs Over Skintland next. They’re kindred spirits y’know.”