Stretching credulity: Salmond found innocent

Humpty Dumpty Salmond repaired by all the Sun King’s horses and all the Sun King’s men, but his reputation for honesty will never be put back together again.

Tricky Dicky Salmond at the Scottish Parliament, yesterday.

Tricky Dicky Salmond at the Scottish Parliament, yesterday.

By Jakey ‘n’ Gill

Ding dong, Bell
Salmond’s oot the smell
Who put him in?
Labour and their spin
Who pulled him oot?
A Ministerial code galoot
What a barefaced liar was that
To impugn a Nationalist Socialist Democrat
Who’ll ne’er manage to recover his charm
To do  Scotland no end o’harm

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