Benefit cuts will ensure up to a million extra Yes votes in Neverendum according to SNP opportunists
By Macglee Fool
BENEFIT CUTS agreed by Westminster will result in at least another 700,000 Yes votes for 2014’s Neverendum.
Deputy Miss Leader Sturgeon said the cuts were an unexpected pre-Neverendum bonanza which would be milked by her party at every opportunity.
She informed Whollyrude’s Credibility Reform Committee: “These cuts will enable us to reap a tidal wave of moral outrage in Scotland.
“It’s been a wee while since we could be sanctimoniously self righteous and uppity about anything. The Tory Tories cuts have given us a gilt edged opportunity to benefit from.”
In exchange for SNP support England will benefit by remaining Tory forever forcing the Scots electorate to look for any way out.
Manipulator string puller and nefarious back door deal making spokesperson for the SNP Wee Naebudy said: “IDS’s cuts came through for us.
“The spectre of the Tories in power forever will bring the supine anti-Scots Scots electorate’s voting intentions into sharp focus.
“These benefit cuts could be the best thing to happen in a generation for the SNP.”