Unionists want to kill us: They want to kill us all!

Does MOD have secret plan to kill off large chunks of Yes voters before the Neverendum?

Moan McVulpine - delivering collateral damage every time she speaks

By Moan McVulpineRaising the stakes in anti-Scots diatribe

TRIDENT NUCLEAR bombs could be used to ensure there will be no Scots left to win the Neverendum vote in 2014.

The Ministry of Defence says that the Scots are getting on their t**s and it’s high time there was some accidental ‘collateral’ damage.

Responding to a Freedom of Misinformation request from the Militant Trotskyite CND, the MOD said: “We have many contingency plans to keep our subs on Whinging Jock soil and a deliberately accidental release of radiation could be one of them.

“We’ve recently invited Privy Cooncillor Salmond and his “Aide” Joan McArthyalpine to be part of this planned accident.”

According to official treasury figures Scots are worth less per man than the English by a ratio of about ten to one.

They reckon that the next Yes campaign shopping and drinking rally in Edinborrow could be a suitable target.

Insiders in the MOD pointed out that due to the miniscule numbers involved no one would notice any difference.

No wonder the CND Trots have thrown their hands up in despair.

The only way to get rid of these obscene weapons means a declaration of war on America.

For the SNP, that’s a price worth paying for Independence

COMEDY RELIEF

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