The inequalities between truth and reality are still as wide as they ever were thanks to substanceless SNP Euro assertions.
By Phanta Sissts
MEIN SALMOND’S deputy blame taker Auld Nick Sturgeon is set to further damage her career defending the gulf between SNP reality and real reality according to a hard hitting Haudit Scotland report.
Reality watchdog Haudit Scotland said that despite improvements, differences between SNP reality and real reality were still substantial.
The report said strategies to tackle the problem had seen little impact.
The Scottish fantasist government said it was focussing on the underlying causes of being “found out” and “left looking inept”.
Opposition parties said people had a responsibility to understand real reality – but called on minsters to do more.
The Haudit Scotland report said overall real reality in Scotland had improved in the past five days, but there were still deep-seated inequalities, largely due to an entrenched government of SNP fantasists and truth evaders.
Men in the most reality deprived areas voted SNP more than those in the most reality affluent areas.
Women, the report said, were seven and a half times more likely to see through Salmond and the SNP on sight.
People in reality deprived areas were also more likely to use words such as “inclusive”, “progressive”, and phrases such as “Scottish values” and “we do things differently here”.
Haudit Scotland said it was unclear how much money the SNP government had wasted on promoting their fantasies, but it was clear that the Scottish public “wurnae buyin’ it.”
It also said:
- Biased Unionist Mainstream Media Oppressors play a critical role in keeping SNP fantasies in check.
- The distribution of SNP fantasy was based on falsehood. Barnum statements and substanceless assertion.
- Nationalist strategies which aim to promote fantasy and increase reality inequalities have so far shown limited evidence of impact.
- There is a lack of shared understanding about what is meant by SNP reality and substanceless assertions.
The Scottish fantasist govenment has now been urged to set national indicators to monitor how corrosive to political debate their fantasies and substanceless assertions really are.
Narcissistic bi-polar paranoid scizophrenic spokesperson for the SNP, Wee Naebudy, said: “Not only will Scotland join Europe at the head of the table, we will show America how military defence is done.
“It is the SNP who will set interest rates in the new independent Sterling zone in collusion with our Unionist buddies at Westminster.”