Empty coat assertions, embarrassing legislation knock downs and barefaced lying exposés. Where does the latest clandestine letter promoted by the oppressive Unionist press leave the SNP’s assertions on Europe?
By Nochnoch Yernogettinin
SNP EMPTY coats huv been telt they’ll need an invite to the European Union party should they gain fffrrreeedddooommm™ in 2014.
The blow is revealed in a secret Quisling letter sent to the sinister unelected Unionist House of Lords at despicable Westminster.
Tricky Dicky Salmond’s right hand backstabber, John Swindley, has relied on the SNP’s standard rebuttal when faced with unpleasant news; he stuck his fingers in his ears, said “la la la la la” and then said “they’re wrang, we’re right, get ower it.”
But the kiddy-on made up Unionist nonsense letter stated: “Ye’s might have rights as Euro citizens the noo, but vote to separate fae the UK and ye’s ur annulling those rights. Think aboot it ya dafties.”
Self denying delusionist and snake oil peddler spokesperson for the SNP Wee Naebudy wailed: “This letter is Unionist pish.
“Who dae ye’s believe? Oor Firstminster or a bunch o’ gravy train trough feeders? Er, haud on, don’t answer that.”