Disparate Scottish Nationalist ‘all things to all people’ Party set to implode in vacuum of accusation, blame and counter accusation. Deep fried Mars Bars and Irn Bru sales at all time high to watch the ensuing tragi/comedy.
By High Noon
FORMER MILITANT SNP windae brekker, Dim Sillars, has dismissed as ‘stupid’ everything the Scottish Nationalist Party has ever said or done since its 2007 election victory.
In a hauf-bricked attack on Steffan-High Noon, the Nationalist party’s chief tic-tac-tician, Mr Sillar’s questioned the need of a united ‘national front’ as a pretext for a successful Neverendum vote.
He said: “There is only one party we fundamentalist Nationalists hate more than Labour, and that’s the Salmond led gradualist Nationalists.
Without irony or tongue in cheek, Mr Sillars accused the ‘gradualists’ of being ‘splitters’ who “were damaging the Nationalist cause”.
He further accused the ‘gradualists’ of trying to soothe the ‘feartie 90 minute patriot’ Scots electorate by kidding on that they would go away and leave everyone alone should the fantasy of a Yes vote be achieved.
But firebrand curmudgeon wifey of Sillars and chief Margaret Thatcher supporter, Margo MacDonut, was in no mood for compromise.
She attacked Mr Noon as an embarrassment with no sense of rhythm or timing who was trying to lead everyone on a “not very merry dance”.
She said: “His timing is stupid. His beliefs are stupid. His strategy is stupid.
“The only thing more stupid than his belief the Nationalists will go away after independence is my belief that this attack will do anything other than sow the seeds of fractiousness, infighting and embarrassing external division.
“Now that’s what I call STUPID.”
Sophist and obfuscating apologist fantasist spokesperson for the SNP, Wee Naebudy, said: “Margo and the electorate will be able to take solace from the knowledge that we are not going to disband or fade away after the Neverendum.
“No, we will merely split and unravel – a process which she seems most keen to help us with.
“Now that’s what I call TIMING.”