MARIE ANTOINETTE Salmond and the gang bang team Ryde the Scots to the road of excess. Unfortunately for him 140 jobs claim does not reside in the palace of wisdom.
By Prof Ligasy
SUN KING Salmond spent £500,000 on himself and his courtiers at the Ryder Cup to enjoy a richt guid knees up at the people of Skintland’s expense.
And they were found last night laughing all the way to a 140 jobs claim.
The Firstminster’s official Sports Apologist and 34 other quangocrats, freeloaders and hingers oan enjoyed milk, honey and champagne while the Scots back home tucked into some guid wholesome watered doon gruel..
In a typically robust defense of the position Tricky Dicky Salmond said: “Labour did it an’ aw. It wisnae aboot huvin a hootinnanny, it wiz aboot joabs. Ur youse eejits daft or sumthin.”