Eurocrats suggest that SNP prohibitionists take their pished attempt at booze legislation back to the cludgy where it came fae.
By Buckfast Commando
HAW HAW! Whit did ah tell ye’s man. Ah’ve been saying it for nearly a year noo man; The Jakey Apartheid Bill wiz gaun doon. man. An’ it huz man, thanks tae the Europrats man. Haw haw!
Doon the drain like yer Bucky when the polis catch ye drinkin’in the park.
The SNP huv seen thur “flagship” legislation burnt like a Butchers Apron at a Kevin Williamsonoforange parade man. Haw haw! Ah’ve nearly racked mah guts up laffin’.
An’ me, a wee neddy bawbag, hauf jaked, mad wi’ it and oot mah tree, ah still saw whit wiz cummin afore they did! Hauf-wits!
Whit diz that tell ye aboot the SNP man? Answers on the back o’ a can o’ super lager tae mah hoose, up the close in Shettleston.
The Europrats huv telt the SNP that thur sanctimonious pish aboot savin’ lifes wiz jist that – a loada unfair competition pish.
The big snobby wurd “disproportionate” wiz used by the Europrats when they gied the SNP a doin ower thur Jakey Apartheid plans.
Me, ah’d caw it tryin’ to crack a nut wi’ a sledgehammer.
Auld Piggy Eyed Patsy Alex Kneel huz been left with this oan his watch by Tricky Dicky’s chief apologist patsy, Auld Nick Sturgeon.
Ah bet he cannae wait tae get the baith o’ thum back when the Neverendum fails.