We screw College Chairmen differently here! – Rust-ell

Interferist and college education butcher Mike Bernhard Rust-ell flexes his bullyboy muscles and signals to FE Colleges that they can expect to be interfered with if they daur stand up to him.

“The illiterate of the future will not be the person who cannot read. It will be the person who does not know how to learn.” – Alvin Toffler. Here’s to Mike Russell and his illiterate butchering of college budgets.

By Yuvbin Phucktover

A HEARTBROKEN college told last night how its illustrious chairman’s life was left in ruins – when a misogynistic creep took his career at a ‘radical’ meeting.

The distraught college revealed the chairman of Stowed was left in shock after bullyboy Gauleiter Mike Bernhard Rust-ell f**ked him.

But the college had another bombshell to face when creepy pressganger Rust-ell dodged a bullyboy charge – in the wake of a ruling by Whollyrude drones that the outrage was JUSTIFIED.

Furious college staff whinged: “How can a chairman lose his job over a recording. We wanted an accurate account of just how creepy, Thatcherite, misogynistic and unpleasant Gauleiter Rust-ell really is.”

The staff pleaded that the ex-Chairman had suffered vile taunts from Gauleiter Rust-ell and was branded “sneaky” and “non-compliant.

But, as anyone who has ever dealt with Rust-ell knows, you’re left feeling dirty, guilty and tainted after dealing with him – like you want to take a shower before the police arrive.

Mr Rust-ell is no stranger to creepiness amid claims of rampant dishonesty and newspeak.

Earlier this year, the Gauleiter told the Big Cooncil that Scotland’s poorest college students had more money in their pockets thanks to him, when in fact he had ripped them off to the tune of £1000 pounds a year.

Traumatised students were left feeling like they had been raped and impugned by the Thistle grasping bully boy.

Unholy defender of SNP sanctimony and self righteousness spokesperson for the SNP Wee Naebudy said: “We do things differently here. Mess wi’ us and ye’ll find out just how different we can get.

“Dissenters beware, you’ll get a tumshie tae the heid like that hauf-witted Stowed College chairman.

“How dare he attempt to hold our Education Gauleiter to account. The best people to rule Scotland are the people with nothing to do with the SNP.”

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