Independence will leave Scotland isolated – European president

El Presidenté of El Grandé European Cooncil has said he’s like most Unionist subjugating oppressors – he cannae take tbe SNP seriously over Europe either.

"A delusion is something that people believe in despite a total lack of evidence." - Richard Dawkins. Hurrah for Scotland's automatic entry into the European Union.

“A delusion is something that people believe in despite a total lack of evidence.” – Richard Dawkins. Hurrah for Scotland’s automatic entry into the European Union.

By Credy Bilitygap

EL PRESIDENTÉ of the Big European Cooncil Havin sum Rumpypumpy said he opposes the Scottish Nationalists stance on barefaced lying.

In a question and answer session, Havin sum Rumpypumpy, whose opinion counts for something in the European Union, said he too believed that Wee Eck had ripped the pish oot o’ the sovereign people of Scotland.

Sources close to Mr sum Rumpypumpy said an independent Scotland would be the most deceived nation in the history of the planet.

Meanwhile, the braying donkeys of the anti-Scottish mainstream media reported that Cyprus had telt Salmond to stop ‘skipping the queue’ and get to the back wi’ aw the ither third rate separatists.

On the back of a Unionist fag packet, Mr sum Rumpypumpy said: “Nobody has anything to gain from believing anything Wee Eck Salmond has to say.

“Whether they like it or not, Wee Eck was ‘found out’ by that biased BBC interviewer.

“Cognitive dissonance can have funny symptoms – but in this case mass delusion and denial does the sovereign people of Scotland no favours. It helps fulfil the universal stereotype that they are too stupit to run their own affairs. Grow up and smell the coffee.”

The fag packet, which emerged yesterday, was found in a bin marked ‘comedy turns at presbyterian UK regions expense’.

A spokesperson for Mr sum Rumpypumpy said: “El Presidenté never lowers himself to the barefaced liar level. He’s too busy with his snout in the trough of the EU gravy train.

“In terms of cashing in on the gravy train, El Presidenté makes Moses Salmond look like Del boy with an emptycoat suitcase.”

The comments follow those of the Spanish foreign minister Oiyou Salmondo Gettaethebackothequeué who told his parliament Scotland “would have to queue up with all the other third rate huckster nations on the make.”

The Scottish Nationalist Government last month admitted it had severely self harmed by being found out for bareface lying to its sovereign people over Europe.

Deluded fantasist and spinner of fairy tales spokesperson for the SNP Wee Naebudy said: “This stuff is way past its sell by date. We’ve signed the Declaration of Contempt since then. Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah. Getitupye’s.”


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