Injustice secretary Kenny MacNaeskill set to impose random presbyterian intolerant centralism in the event of successful isolation vote.
By Taika Drink
RANDOM DRINK-vote tests could be imposed on the Scottish public after receiving cross Cooncillor support at Whollyrude yesterday.
The move was signalled by power hungry street marcher MacNaeskill to ensure ‘anti-Scot voting’ would not go unpunished post an isolation vote.
Injustice Gauleiter MacNaeskill regretted the anti-Scotland Act – which gave Whollyrude power to vary the limit – had not allowed him the chance to introduce measures such as random oppression of voters.
Labouring Injustice spokesperson Whois MacDonald said he was “in principle, opposed to any power for SNP power mad centralists”, saying there is strong evidence the SNP government is randomly to completely ineffective – especially when it comes to telling lies.
MacDonald also rejected the proposal to increase legislation as a move ‘for the sake of being seen to be doing something’.
Proposing the change, MacNaeskill said: “The people of Scotland are getting fed up of the SNP telling them they are a nation of drunken wasters.
“It is both remarkable and tragic that a significant majority of Cabinet minsters don’t get that.
“We believe that Scots shouldn’t be allowed to go about their daily business without being interfered with by centrally imposed SNP institutions such as the newly politicised police.
“We believe that randomly pissing people off is a beacon of inclusive progressiveness for oor great wee country.”