One lie has the power to tarnish a thousand truths. AhDinnaeKen salutes the Firstminster and his political death at the hands of a thousand truths.
By Haufatruth Izalie
THE SCOTTISH National party has agreed terms with Unionist parties to settle 3000 outstanding barefaced lie claims made by the Firstminster.
The total settlement is expected to cover millions of lies as every utterance made throughout the Firstminster’s career is placed under forensic scrutiny.
Public opinion has confirmed that the proposed scrutiny of Wee Eck’s ‘barefaced lies’ will bring an end to his long-running love-in with the sovereign people of Scotland.
Payback is expected to begin in the next couple of days and will be staggered over the next two years until the Neverendum embarrassingly fails.
Dr Thatz Dire, chair of the Scottish Parliamentary Lying Standards Committee said: “This is an excellent outcome for the Scots and reflects a commitment that nothing the Firstminster has to say will ever again be believed.”
Widye Believeit, political correspondent of AhDinnaeKen said: “The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions. And men have been deceived greatly by the Firstminster’s opinions on Europe .”
The settlement follows a ruling at the Scottish Court of Public Opinion earlier this week which witnessed more than one million Scots condemn the Firstminster for barefaced lying.
The ruling cleared the way for anyone in Scotland to see through the duplicity of Nationalist assertion.
In Scotland, due to doing things differently here, anyone will be able to scrutinise the Firstminster’s lies since the formation of the 79 Group.
Further scrutiny involving Sterling zones, Nuclear free zones, Ideology free zones, and Truth free zones are also under way and are expected to last till Autumn 2014.
Sophist, evader, deceiver, and disingenuous economist with the truth Wee Naebudy said: “Like oor pairty, wurds are chape, but aw the money in the world cannae buy back an exposed lie. Get ower it ya bams!”