Lies, damned lies and legal advice

One lie has the power to tarnish a thousand truths. AhDinnaeKen salutes the Firstminster and his political death at the hands of a thousand truths.

If Wee Eck does find the solution for automatic EU entry it will be the most revolutionary reversal of his record we have ever known. You go for it Salmy, nobody's gonnae believe ye noo. Boo hoo hoo!

If Wee Eck does find the solution for automatic EU entry it will be the most revolutionary reversal of his record we have ever known. You go for it Salmy, nobody’s gonnae believe ye noo. Boo hoo hoo!

By Haufatruth Izalie

THE SCOTTISH National party has agreed terms with Unionist parties to settle 3000 outstanding barefaced lie claims made by the Firstminster.

The total settlement is expected to cover millions of lies as every utterance made throughout the Firstminster’s career is placed under forensic scrutiny.

Public opinion has confirmed that the proposed scrutiny of Wee Eck’s ‘barefaced lies’ will bring an end to his long-running love-in with the sovereign people of Scotland.

Payback is expected to begin in the next couple of days and will be staggered over the next two years until the Neverendum embarrassingly fails.

Dr Thatz Dire, chair of the Scottish Parliamentary Lying Standards Committee said: “This is an excellent outcome for the Scots and reflects a commitment that nothing the Firstminster has to say will ever again be believed.”

Widye Believeit, political correspondent of AhDinnaeKen said: “The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions. And men have been deceived greatly by the Firstminster’s opinions on Europe .”

The settlement follows a ruling at the Scottish Court of Public Opinion earlier this week which witnessed more than one million Scots condemn the Firstminster for barefaced lying.

The ruling cleared the way for anyone in Scotland to see through the duplicity of Nationalist assertion.

In Scotland, due to doing things differently here, anyone will be able to scrutinise the Firstminster’s lies since the formation of the 79 Group.

Further scrutiny involving Sterling zones, Nuclear free zones, Ideology free zones, and Truth free zones are also under way and are expected to last till Autumn 2014.

Sophist, evader, deceiver, and disingenuous economist with the truth Wee Naebudy said: “Like oor pairty, wurds are chape, but aw the money in the world cannae buy back an exposed lie. Get ower it ya bams!”

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8 responses to “Lies, damned lies and legal advice

  1. daftquine

    Very Good 😀
    The Sundays aren’t full of hope for Oor Dear Leader… Here’s only one of many……
    High Profile activist takes a stand against Unprincipled Votes-At-All-Costs Chancers: http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics/leading-snp-activist-resigns-blaming-1404012

    • Thankyou Daftquine

      I think all but the most deluded Cybernats will begin to see the writing on the wall.

      I’m beginning to wonder who the first high profile Nat to stick the knife in Eck’s back will be.

      Long list of potentials. Et tu…?

      Regards

      • And the other big question perhaps is whether that will happen before or after the referendum.

        And I’m still entertaining the possibility that the referendum may not happen at all, at least one organised by Holyrood.

        Of course, there’s still a long time to go and a multitude of things that could happen, and it’s not over until the fat politician capitulates, to paraphrase!!

      • And the other big question perhaps is whether that will happen before or after the referendum.

        Indeed. I don’t suppose the party have got any option rather than to stay with Del Boy Salmond.

        I get the feeling this one will run and run. Who knows. Alex might pull something out of the hat.

        Regards

  2. Well according to some of the cybernats it’s all part of the game plan to make the unionists look bad. For example, the reason Tricia Marwick is allowing Johann Lamont and Ruth Davidson to be ‘boorish’ towards Alex Salmond is because it detracts from the unionist case and makes the first minister look good.

    So even when Salmond and Sturgeon are looking shifty and evasive and tripping themselves up, it’s all part of the plan, you know!!!

    • it’s all part of the game plan to make the unionists look bad.

      I’ve been looking around. Yes. I’ve had to clear tears from my eyes over some of the comments. I can imagine you being in the same boat.

      It’s the old adage isn’t it? “You can fool some of the people all of the time…”

      AhDinnaeKen did a bit about the cult of the SNP some time ago http://wp.me/p2for3-hd

      It was meant to be tongue in cheek. Ho hum.

      Regards

  3. Indeed, the truth is sometimes stranger than satire, as someone nearly said once!

    Of course, some will eventually conclude that the emperor has no clothes, while others will perpetually blame the BBC, Scotsman etc for the state of Salmond’s attire.

    By the way, when you ask who the first high profile nat to stick the knife in will be, presumably you’re alluding to those Unionist infiltrators, fifth columnists, etc??

    • presumably you’re alluding to those Unionist infiltrators, fifth columnists, etc??

      Of course. No right thinking Scot could conceive of such a blasphemy.

      The anti-Scot enemy within are everywhere Stuart. They could be me, they could be you, they could be anyone.

      That’s what makes them so dangerous. Be on your guard, just like Invasion of the Bodysnatchers, they’re everywhere.

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