Salmond: I am not a crook I am a barefaced liar

Whiter than white author of the Declaration of Arbroath (in terms of the debate) comes out fighting to clear up his crimes.

“If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed.” ― Adolf Hitler. So go back to your constituencies and prepare for automatic Euro entry, a nuclear free NATO Scotland and a sterling currency. Wahey!

“If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed.” ― Adolf Hitler. So go back to your constituencies and prepare for automatic Euro entry, a nuclear free NATO Scotland and a sterling currency. Wahey!

By Widye Believeit

FIRSTMINSTER SALMOND cleared up confusion yesterday over claims that he is not a crook.

In a bold forthright combative defense of his reputation, Wee Eck said: “I am not a crook – in terms of the debate – I am a barefaced liar.

“Yes means No, Black is White, War is Peace, SNP Euro Policy is Credible – in terms of the debate and the legal advice which doesn’t exist but may have existed in my mind.”

Opponents were left dumbfounded when the Firstminster reported himself to his independent friends to clear his name.

The Firstminster has relied on the long grass ‘clear my righteous name’ independent standards committee five times previously.

It is believed that six is the Firstminster’s lucky number. Bookies declared, in terms of the debate, all bets are off.

Friends, liars and fellow crooks (in terms of the debate) have rallied in defense of the sovereign Scottish people’s self righteous leader:

Richard Nixon

“A public man must never forget that he loses his usefulness when he as an individual, rather than his policy, becomes the issue.”

Bill Clinton

“He did not have liar relations with that interviewer.”

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Jeffrey Archer

We all make mistakes but one has to move on. What I have found is that real friends stand by you. Well done for sinking your career Nicola

Jonathan Aitken

If it fell to me to start a fight to cut out the cancer of bent and twisted journalism in your country with the simple sword of truth and the trusty shield of Scottish fair play, so be it.Be ready for the fight. The fight against falsehood and those who peddle it. Your fight begins today. Do you want a loan of my sword and shield? In terms of the debate they’re still in prison.”

Neil Hamilton

I am savouring every single minute of the current exposure of the sanctimonious hypocrites and bare faced liars who made so much political capital from so-called Nationalist sleaze in the present parliament.

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2 responses to “Salmond: I am not a crook I am a barefaced liar

  1. Heehee, you’re beginning to make me feel sorry for Mr Salmond now. A rogues’ gallery indeed!!

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