Despite the stushie and despite the accusations and counter accusations flying all over the place, AhDinnaeKen would never call the Firstminster a liar. Oh no! He is a Barefaced Liar. And that’s the Freedom of BBC Information truth.
By Pantson Phire
SCOTLAND’S FIRSTMINSTER yesterday denied that his pants had caught fire.
The denial proved to be highly embarrassing as Firewoman Sturgeon attempted to put out the flames with gasoline.
“There’s nothing to see here.” she said. “Labour are just arson around and trying to impugn the anointed one for cheap political points.
“There is no smoke, there is no fire, there are no pants and even if there were pants they wouldn’t have been on fire because I didn’t take legal advice on Ministerial code pants combustion.”
In a recent first strike YooGuv poll, 75 per cent of Scots said they wouldn’t trust the Firstminster if he told them he was untrustable.
Fatcat ex-banker Pantsonfire Salmond said: “I lie to myself and the sovereign people of Scotland all the time. But I never believe me.”