Murdoch’s Sun delivers first strike propaganda coup for Salmond

Murdoch’s corporate media empire fires up the gears of war designed to obliterate political defiance in the face of his media empire

“After Scottish independence, the Scots will be free tae dae whit they ur telt.” – Longshanker.   Here’s to freedom Salmond style. Saor Alba fae the SNP.

By Corprit Scotland

ALEX SALMOND is SEVEN HUNDRED times more popular with Rupert Murdoch than any of his nearest political rivals in the United Kingdom.

A poll of Times journalists found that 30 per cent of Scots will believe any pro-Nationalist pish written in a Murdoch newspaper.

That compares to a mere 96 per cent of Labourer supporters who wouldn’t believe anything – including the date – in a Dirty Digger rag.

Nat-o warmongering nuclear first strike militaristic swaggering bully boy Wee Naebudy said: “Who do you think you are kidding Mr Cameron, If you think auld Alba’s done.

“We are the boys who will play at big boy games, We are the boys who will bore the Scots insane.

“‘Cus who do you think you are kidding Mr Cameron, If you think Auld Alba’s done.”

A rewards based Panelbase poll said SNP hubris is now so high they actually appear to believe they will win the Neverendum.

The Nats currently stand delusionally alert at DEFCON 2 while everyone else is bored rigid at BORDOM 1.

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