Murdoch’s drones don war paint and call on political allies to put boot into BBC at every opportunity. Scottish cabinet minsters break out bottles of subsidised champers
By Itwiz Thesun-Whitdidit
THE SUN was overwhelmed by the biggest payback opportunity of its history last night as it prepared to trawl through and beyond the grave of paedo Jimmy Savile.
The public faces a relentless 10 million day campaign of vilification and retribution against its arch enemy the British Brainwashing Corporation.
In a strategy personally led by Goebbels Murdoch, editorial pages from p.1 to p.2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10, will be given carte blanche to attack the BBC for everything; from its pompous name to the amount of weak tea drunk in the canteen.
Fresh allegations of cover-up and criminally institutionalised silence are set to be looped into 24/7 Sky coverage as backup for the Sun.
No accusation will be written off as ‘cashing in’ on notoriety and Goebbels Murdoch has pledged to support anyone prepared to take the BBC to court.
“This is our big chance to give the snooty biased bleeding heart liberal uncompetitive bourgeoise subsidised money wasting institution the kick in the chibs it deserves.” said a Sun insider.
He added: “We’ll use this to bolster the case for Scottish independence, to dilute the findings of the Inralavyson inquiry and generally mete out justified venegance on those snooty posh Tristrams at the monopolistic broadcasting leviathan.”
Deputy Prime Minister Nicked Clegg said he was delighted at how the Savile case had given him the opportunity to appear morally superior about something.
He said: “I’ve been desparate for an opening to look as if I have moral authority on anything. This is a long shot for me, but with the Sun’s backing, it might just work.”
Prime Minister David Hammeron said: “I will do what it takes to get into the Murdoch’s good books. If that means saying that my son could have been a victim of Savile, then I will say it.”
Firsminster Moses Salmond said: “My people will come to realise in time that Jimmy Savile was an SNP plant. My inner Star Chamber of media advisors don’t come cheap. They will exploit this along with our backscratching allies at the Sun to diminish the British Brainwashing Corporation’s reputation.
“We’re going to do to the BBC what Jimmy Savile did to his victims. Saor Albaba”