Lies, damned lies and SNP Freedom of Information denials

Life is the art of being well deceived; and in order that the deception may succeed it must be habitual and uninterrupted. Pity the SNP’s deception on Europe has been well and truly interrupted. Ho hum.

“The essence of lying is in deception, not in words.” said John Ruskin. How long can the SNP deception that they can be trusted go on?

By Haufatruth Izalie

WEE ECK’S kiddy on government has systematically lied over Europe to the sovereign people of Scotland it was sensationally revealed last night.

The Firstminster’s bolt has been well and truly shot and the door to the lieing heart of the SNP has been flung open for the whole world to see.

Anti-Scottish empty coat, traitor, Quisling, Unionist oppressor, and EC Presidenté José Manuel Beretta, fired the warning shot straight into the heart of the SNP’s well tramped mantra on Europe.

The pronouncement from the European turncoat has effectively left the SNP up s**t creek without a paddle.

Now the Sun King led party will have to back paddle like crazy in order to regain their previous lack of credibility.

President Beretta said: “The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions.

“Sun King Alex of Salmond has plenty of opinions for the sovereign people of Scotland. Put the two together and what do you get?

“Answers on a Freedom of Information request denial form please.”

But lieing, deceptive, weasel words, rank amateur, second rate cooncillor SNP spokesperson Wee Naebudy said: “We’re no listenin’ to this pish. Luk ah’m pittin mah fingers in mah ears. La la la la la.”

Political commentator and Labourer leaning lefty lawyer Ian Smartypants said: “Come in Wee Eck son, yer tee’s oot. There’s still plenty of time to call it off”

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2 responses to “Lies, damned lies and SNP Freedom of Information denials

  1. Allan Borthwick

    Absolutely BRILLIANT !

  2. Thankyou Allan

    Feel free to comment any time if your comments are of similar calibre. 🙂

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