Local democracy banned by Nationalist Windfarm government

SNP Centrist government confirm their pledge to the sovereignty of local Scottish people by telling them tae dae whit they’re telt by Central government.

Windfarm Scotland. See that field at the back o’ your hoose – that’s gonnae be a windfarm that is. Thanks tae the SNP centralising party.

By Enviro Centralist

A BAN on local democracy enactments has been imposed on Moray Council whle the Scottish government continues its centrist windfarm dictatorship, a ‘sovereign’ Scottish person said.

The centrist SNP led dictatorship proclaimed that there will be nae numpty planning moratoriums called by nae numpty cooncils so long as it has a numpty Windfarm agenda to fulfil.

However, local Council chief’s bleated that the SNP were acting like a tinpot bampot Commissariat by dictating what locally elected government bodies could and couldnae dae.

The Scottish government said that under independence cooncils would have more frrrrreeeedddddooooom™ tae dae whit they’re telt by centrist government.

Moray Council’s wind farm ban refused by Scottish Government

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2 Comments

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2 responses to “Local democracy banned by Nationalist Windfarm government

  1. Stuart Winton

    Hehe.

    Wouldn’t mind having my view spoilt by a windfarm though, because if that did happen then it would probably still mean an improvement on my current view!

  2. Scenery is fine, but human nature is finer. 🙂

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