Cybernats get sporrans in a twist over biased BBC

Scot-Nat Bolshevik Corporation held to account for its partisan support of Scottish parliamentary carte blanche Neverendum powers

Fortunately for serious minds, a bias recognized is a bias sterilized. So can we not just seriously sterilise the Nats and Unionists who keep preaching that the BBC are biased against them?.

By Getina Doinson

THE BBC’s flagship current affairs programme Newsnat Dal Riata Alba Caledonia was sensationally revealed as a bastion of Scottish Nationalist sentiment last night.

Labouring MP Ian Yer Rantingson, who leads the Tooweetoopoortoostupit Affairs Committee, exposed Newsnat Host Isobellacaledonia Frasier as a Nationalist stoolpigeon intent on giving the SNP government the power to destroy the United Kingdom and civilisation as we know it.

Mr Rantingson had had enough of the continuous stream of Nationalist propaganda emanating from the Bolshevik Broadcasting Corporation.

He put the ‘record straight’ with Ms Frasier in typically robust fashion: “You are predicating your questions on preconceptions leading to Nationalist deceptions resulting in referendum perceptions which are biased and misleading misconceptions.” he said.

Further adding: “There is a general politico-legal view that Newsnat Dal Riata¬†Alba Caledonia is biased against ranting old bigoted misogynists who want to twist the self-righteous arms of the warriors of Proto-Nationalistic progressiveness.”

But Ms Frasier was quick to point out that Mr Rantingson’s obssesson with Section 30 orders in the Scotland Act should be the least of his worries.

She argued that while Westminster may indeed have “moral authority” to ensure the Neverendum does not end up court bound, the public at large had “public safety authority” to invoke Section 2 of the Mental Health Act on Mr Rantingson.

Ms Frasier said: “You are an obvious danger to women and right thinking Cybernats. There should be no conditions attached to your sectioning.”

Leader of the Scottish Labouring Party Fandabadozie Lament said that on behalf of Scotland she wished to apologise for ‘nuthin or naebudy’.

One ‘Ultimate Cybernat’ narcissist was so excited he actually stayed up till 3am transcribing the Newsnat Rantingson interview for his following of ‘Not-Ultimate Cybernats’.

And, he didn’t even tell his mum!

Unable to contain his limited emotions he said: “We feel like a kid on Christmas Eve.” (Bet his Christmases were a barrel of laughs – Ed.)

AhDinnaeKen could have saved him and his chums some time: BBC is totally biased claims Murdoch

Mr Rantingson is currently helping the nice men in white coats with their enquiries.

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