Who said whit to who, when, where and why to be kept secret from the very people SNP claim to represent – the Scots. Wid ye credit it?
By Ceypin Shtoom
THE SNP last night vowed that they would repulse the forces of Unionist oppression by keeping the Scots voting public in the disinformation dark.
Anti-Scots Propaganda commissioner Rosemary Whitsnew declared war on Scotland by telling the Scots government to tell the Scots people the stuff they should be telt.
But the SNP vowed to tell naebudy nuthin aboot anythin that might need telt or no.
The stooshie comes after Ms Whitsnew ruled Nats were takin the pish by not revealing whit they were telt regarding Euro Union legal advice.
Last night deputy lead Tory Unionist Imperialist Jackson Itsthelaw said: “This is an abuse of no telling those who should be telt whit the SNP were telt aboot whit the Scottish people should be telt.
But the Scottish Ministry for Propaganda and Misinformation said that it “neither confirms or denies the existence of what came before or after the telling or no telling of whit should be telt or no telt.”
The subsequent court case is expected to cost Nationalists £103,000 sterling and nearly 100,000 votes.