By Moan McVulpine on Jul 3, Ah’m gonnae huv tae lay aff the sauce
POLITICIAN SUN King Alex of Salmond has to live down being a Devo-Max front man for the Just Say Yes (please) campaign.
That’s embarrassingly feartie enough.
Now the news about ex-BBC Tristrams fiddling ‘One question only’ tunes under his nose piles more humiliation on to the self-adulating Firstminster.
It’s not just the SNP diehards saying this – it’s the Unholy alliance of Tories, Lib-Bents and Labourers.
Writing on the Holyrood Waffler website this year, Jim Sillars, the ex-SNP militant windae brekker said:
“The fact is, that having put independence on the back burner for so many years, the SNP has not built up the hard detailed case for that policy nor, therefore, has it engaged in an educational discussion with the people, backed by a robust campaign.”
And who was found asleep at the wheel while Unholy Alliance Unionists screwed the rest of us?
None other than Sun King Alex of Salmond, Firstminster of the Bloodyrude Scottish Parliament.
Now he should tell us what he wants and when.
Quite why he thinks he has the right to escape to America and lecture us from there about how to run our referendum is breathtaking in its arrogance.
Now a partisan inquiry will be held into the Devo Max neverendum fixing. Yet even more embarrassment – is there no end to Salmond’s torture?
He will have to publicly explain his poor judgement in office – yet convince Scots he’s a man worth listening to on economic matters.
A very hard sell, I’d say.
Who are the Scottish Euromillions Lottery winners funding the pro-independent Scotland campaign, Just Say Yes (please)?
Hint: they’re fae Largs.
Just Say Yes (please) will not take donations below £1 million from Euromillions Lottery Winners, as the normal working class can go frack themselves as far as the SNP is concerned.
But Unholly Alliance spokesmen from AwInItTheGither will allow small secret donations from British foreigners. That’s right, bloody British foreigners – it’s just no richt!
That means being bought and sold for pluralist democratic gold.
What’s new about my intolerantly foxy xenophobia?
Nuthin! Get the anti-Scots AwInItTheGithers oot o’ the country. They’re no wanted or needed.