By Moan McVulpine on Jun 26, Whine collections are better thegither
WESTMINSTER RULES Bloodyrude Disnae’s latest star, Moan McVulpine is a definite red-head.
Nae wunner the world’s largest sperm donors – men – are refusing to share donations with this ginger’s genes. Prospective parents don’t want anything to do with recessive falsehood.
There is an internet site – onlyagingercancallaginger-ginger.com – which urges the flame haired and the bad tempered to huv a rant at their ‘normal’ oppressors.
Me, ah don’t need it, ah’ve got The Daily Ranger column every Tuesday.
I’ve already nobbed David Brent – I have to admit a couple of bottles of Pinot Grigio at lunchtime have never held me back, though sun loungers can certainly make things interesting (that’s a story for another day however).
But since I’ve been seen more and more in the subsidised canteen I have noticed some derogatory references to my drinking and eating habits.
It’s clearly a mark of Nationalist contempt, because we have more MSPs avoiding asking tabled questions than any other party – 22 per cent of the parliament.
Labour has fewer, but hammers them more.
Potential sperm donors say the ginger gene can still get them there. Titian locks are a cultural mark of witchcraft and carnal voracity and a source of inflamed ego – time for this Scottish ginger to walk tall and shout out loud: “Who’s next boys?”