PM gies Firstminster back o’ his haun ower his moral cowardice
By Simple Ethicsman
DAVID CAMERON last night blasted comedian Alex Salmond – describing his Dalai Lama dodging as “morally wrong”.
The PM said Salmond, exposed for running away from the Tibetan Spritual Leader, was undertaking “straightforward Lama avoidance”.
And he said it was unfair Salmond did not pay his diplomacy tax in the same way as government leaders throughout the world.
Mr Cameron waded into the row after Salmond kept his silence over the controversy, leaving his drone minions to maintain silence also.
Salmond, 59, is thought to be one of several SNP ministers to sign up to the Lama “avoidance at all costs” plan.
The Firstminster funnelled excuses through the phrase used in parliament: “this is a pastoral visit” and later relied on it whenever queried by members of the public.
The scheme enabled SNP dignitaries to come up with excuses ranging from a ‘family bereavement’ to having to stay in to ‘finish off some poached wine pear’.
In an interview with ITV news during his trip to Tacosville for the G1314 summit, the PM said: “I think some of these schemes – and I think particularly of the Alex Salmond scheme – is completely wrong.
“People work hard, believe in human rights, expect others to respect other’s rights, and then Salmond goes and does this.
“Some of these Chinese sponsored schemes are, quite frankly, morally wrong.”
Spokesperson for the SNP Wee Naebudy said: “We tried building dikes of moral courage but we jist coudnae haud back the flood of fear when the Chinese consul came visiting.”