Our fifteenth Sunday outpouring of sanctimony and self-righteous morality to be taken as seriously as the Just Say Yes campaign’s solidarity of purpose.
THE HARES harangued the assembly and argued that all should be equal. The Lions made this reply: Your words, O Hares! are good, but they lack both claws and teeth such as we have.
Analysis: Two weeks in and already the Just Say Yes (Please) campaign is floundering. Patacake Harvie of the Hares has had his voice heard. Now the teeth and claws of the Braveheart SNP lions will be brought to the fore. They have £2 million worth of tooth and claw efter aw.
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