Right Honourable Sun King Alex of Salmond welcomes support of influential dead Middle Eastern indpendence supporter .
By Phreed Uhmnow-Orelse
SCOTLAND’S MOST historic non-event in the history of historic non-events has been given a damp squib boost from an influential dead freedom fighter.
World famous offshore Scottish independence supporter Osama Bin Laden signed up to the Just Say Yes (Please) campaign recently giving it a much welcomed surgical strike in the arm.
Mr Bin Laden left a message on a pre-prepared Twitter message with an incendiary link to a ‘special’ site with secret freedom fighting campaign tips.
In it Mr Bin Laden stated that, like the Right Honourable Sun King Alex of Salmond, he too was ‘having problems’ with unruly republican types and anti-Nato supporters.
Suggestions included operative procedures such as covert assassination, jihad and cyberwarfare.
The Right Honourable Sun King Alex of Salmond, said that while he welcomed the tips, many of them were “already in place.”
He said: “While there is much to learn from the excellent organisational and implementation skills of Osama Bin Laden, it has to be said that in places he is not radical enough.”
Political opponents of the Right Honourable Sun King seized on his comments claiming that they had indeed rumbled his clandestine operation.
Leader of the Tory Party Truth Gotyason said: “My deputy leader, hundreds of non-affiliated bloggers, and all the political editors in Scotland were counted as backers for your ego driven vanity project.
“Some would say that one Privy Cooncillor’s ‘online wizardry’ was another Privy Cooncillor’s cyberwarfare.
“Which is it oh self righteous one?”
Labouring leader Fandabadozie Lament alluded to another of the Inter-Nationalist Terrorists fallbacks, the ‘communal hallucination’.
She said: “How dare he induce the delusion that the Scots can think for themselves.
“What next? Online intifada, or whit aboot a Unionist fatwa, or how’s about a Murdoch hura?
“There are more questions than answers surrounding this new found supporter for online independence.”
Official spokesperson for the SNP Wee Naebudy said: “Wan man’s terrorist is anither man’s freedom fighter.
“The SNP are an inclusive party. If the despicable Unionists want to play the moral superiority caird they can get it right up them.”