Lunatic pro-independence SNP sympathy fringe get sporrans in a twist over non-publishing of non-story.
By Wingzova Spodland
You couldnae make it up!
The lunatic fringe of the uncivic, ‘cybernat warriors with a keyboard’, nationalist division have whipped themselves into a singular apoplectic frenzy of rage over the dampest squib ever recorded in the history of the universe.
Willie Bain MP, the Labouring party’s shadow somebody (who he? – ed) pledged to oppose the parties they’re opposed to.
And, as everyone knows – including people not even born yet – the Labouring party are even more opposed to the SNP than they are to their Tory counterparts.
Some media outlets were even so brazen as to state that this earth shattering revelation was “not exciting”. They should hang their heads in blasphemous shame, for they know who they are.
All of the Scottish media including the BBC, STV News, The Herald, The Scotsman, The Daily Record, The Beano and The Dandy conspired to ignore the non-news.
It is plain that this blanket ignorance kind of tells you something. But the perceptive reader will work that out for themselves.
Joseph Heller, unionist lickspittle and conspiracy theorist said: “There are cybernats out there with lots of intelligence and no brains, and everyone knows it except those who soon find it out.
“How can what an Anglo-Scotsman believes be delusion? It is a contradiction in terms.”