MANIFESTO OF THE SCOTTISH NATIONALISM PARTY #1

A new Monday night regular outlining the movement for Independence within the bureaucratic hegemony of the Greater Deutchland European Union

[From the Gaelic edition of 2007, edited by Teuchter Murdoch]

A SPECTRE is haunting The United Kingdom —the spectre of Nationalism.

All the Powers of old Imperial Britain have entered into an unholy alliance to
exorcise this spectre: Tory and Labour, Blairite and Thatcherite, LibBent Judases and English Unionist-spies.

Where is the party in post 2007 Holyrood that has not been decried as Nationalistic by its opponents in power? Where is the Opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of Nationalism, against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against its reactionary adversaries?

Two things result from this fact.

I. Nationalism is already acknowledged by all of the United Kingdom to be itself a progressive Power.

II. It is high time that Nationalists should openly, in the face of the whole of Westminster, publish their views, their aims, their tendencies, and meet this nursery tale of the Spectre of Nationalism with a Manifesto of the party itself.

To this end, Nationalists of varying competencies have assembled in Glasgow, and sketched the following Manifesto, to be published in the Pollokshaws, Nitshill, Castlemilk, Parkhead, Easterhouse and Govan languages.

Tune in next week for the following instalment –  Rockets and Buckfast Commandos

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One response to “MANIFESTO OF THE SCOTTISH NATIONALISM PARTY #1

  1. olje
    Thanks for your contribution and I will use it for my school research that I am doing for this website.

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