Who is the the most despicable – SNP or Labour?

The Hill-Walkers of Falkirk are alive with the sound of condemnation as Labourer MP, Joycey, and Scottish Natsie Party MSP, Hill-Walker, find themselves in the dock of public opinion. One stands accused of abusing trust and Tory MPs, the other of abusing his previous wives.

By Harry Gotohill

So there we have it. On the left  there’s an alleged pugilist who likes grooming young girls when he’s not Glasgow kissing Tory MPs. On the right, we have an alleged homophobic wife beater who likes nothing better than hypocritically praising the work of people who hate his type. But who is the most despicable? There’s only one way to find out: FIGHT!

But who is the most despicable? There's only one way to find out: FIGHT!

We never comment on politicians and we're not going to break the habit of a lifetime for these two prats.

The correct answer, of course, is no one wins this fight. It’s rumoured that William Bet Fred 365 the bookmakers are offering odds of 1/365 that the voter loses every day of the following two years. When faced with the inevitable jockeying for position on the sanctimonious high ground, our money’s on all the parties cashing in on the contempt they so righteously deserve. Tcha.

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